In some major US cities, it was customary to have a public bird cage in a central park so the citizenry could study the birds inside. Many of the cages were very large and ornamental. At night, many of the birds would sleep or relax watching bird oriented sitcoms. There was however, but a small circle of devious birds-kinda like a Bird Sleeper Cell- who hatched schemes to gain dominance over the ordinary birds.
It became a nocturnal ritual for teenagers to creep into the cage under the cover of darkness.
At an orchestrated moment, the teenagers would jump into the air screaming FEENARK! The birds were shocked and flew into the air making a terrible noise. And poop.
The ritual was called…Feenarking the Birdcage.
This site hopes to feenark the HP Bubble Birdcage by merely shining a light on feenarkable events that deserve a hale and hearty FEENARK.